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Felix Krohn
felix@sozial.dezern.at

DON'T PANIC! Doing a bit here, a byte there @ Puzzle ITC 🧩: k8s, OpenShift, Container Security. Bare metal background.

Felix Krohn shared a note by xkcd bot (now with alt text) Jul 19, 2024

2961. CrowdStrike

title text: We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.

(https://xkcd.com/2961)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2961)

Felix Krohn shared a note by John Shaft Jul 19, 2024

And remember #CrowdStrike

Felix Krohn shared a note by Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: Jul 19, 2024

No one is getting fired over this, right?

Correct. HR systems are down too.

Felix Krohn shared a note by Matthew Martin ☑ ✅📛 Jul 19, 2024

Millions of linux users around the world had their productivity crippled by #cloudstrike as they all rushed to read the news, post hot takes & dad jokes to their Mastodon feed.

Felix Krohn posted Jul 10, 2024

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