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Felix Krohn
felix@sozial.dezern.at
DON'T PANIC! Doing a bit here, a byte there @ Puzzle ITC šŸ§©: k8s, OpenShift, Container Security. Bare metal background.
Felix Krohn shared a note by Olli GrafšŸšŸ10:36am
graumeliertes T-Shirt mit gelber TƜV-Plakette und der Schrift "Zustand entspricht Alter und Laufleistung.

Heute Abend bin ich auf ner Party. Ich hab schonmal mein T-Shirt rausgelegt

Felix Krohn shared a note by JorinNov 13, 2020

Youā€™ve heard of serverless cloud architecture :meowtired: :blobcatsleep:

Now, get ready forā€¦ šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„

:blobcheerL: Cloudless server architecture :blobcheerR:

Weā€™re offering features you thought you could only dream of:

  • Hardened database security: Databases donā€™t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databasesā„¢ and Unix Socketsā„¢, hardening security tenfold!
  • Latency-free database connections: As if that wasnā€™t good enough, On-System Databasesā„¢ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
  • On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawningā„¢ using the Common Gateway Interfaceā„¢
  • Bare-Metal Accessā„¢ to On-Server Storageā„¢ for unparalleled Readā„¢ and Writeā„¢ speeds
  • Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitationsā„¢ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
  • Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Donā€™t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!
Felix Krohn shared a note by JP MensDec 5, 2022
children's book from the Martine series: "Martine ƃĀ©crit en UTF-8"

Martine ƃĀ©crit en UTF-8

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Felix Krohn postedFeb 8, 2025

ENDLICH hat sich jemand mal ernsthaft dieses wichtigen themas angenommen:
https://www.heise.de/news/Mit-Stroemungsmechanik-zum-perfekten-Fruehstuecksei-10272687.html
(und das bekannte IT-Magazin weiss um die wahren Sorgen der Leserschaft und berichtet darĆ¼ber)

Felix Krohn shared a note by K. RyabitsevFeb 4, 2025
If you're curious, mirrors.kernel.org transfers about 1PiB of data weekly. At Equinix Metal's list price of $0.05 per GB, it would cost us roughly $200,000 a month to operate these systems once the credits go away.

So, yeah, definitely looking for a new home for them.
Felix Krohn shared a note by Kai Engert šŸ”‘āœ‰ļø (:KaiE)Feb 4, 2025

I consider to stop reading the news.

Felix Krohn shared a note by Douglas Adams Quote BotJan 28, 2025

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move"

#hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy #dontpanic #DouglasAdams #dontforgetyourtowel

Felix Krohn shared a note by Der Postillon šŸ“ÆJan 28, 2025

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