Felix Krohn
felix@sozial.dezern.at
DON'T PANIC! Doing a bit here, a byte there @ Puzzle ITC 🧩: k8s, OpenShift, Container Security. Bare metal background.

Too bad I actually took the day off today...
https://xkcd.com/2961/

title text: We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.

(xkcd.com/2961)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php)

Felix Krohn shared a note by John Shaft8:29am

And remember #CrowdStrike

No one is getting fired over this, right?

Correct. HR systems are down too.

Millions of linux users around the world had their productivity crippled by #cloudstrike as they all rushed to read the news, post hot takes & dad jokes to their Mastodon feed.

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Felix Krohn shared a note by KrisJun 28, 2024
Felix Krohn shared a note by spafJun 8, 2024

My doctor says I need to start making healthier choices.

Which whiskey has the most antioxidants and vitamins?

OH: They are not lazy, they are just microdosing their productivity.

This cracks me up every time I hear it...