Felix Krohn
felix@sozial.dezern.at
DON'T PANIC! Doing a bit here, a byte there @ Puzzle ITC 🧩: k8s, OpenShift, Container Security. Bare metal background.

❤️ - Das, was Carl Sagan in seinem letzten Interview 1996 sagte:

☑️ ☑️ ☑️

graumeliertes T-Shirt mit gelber TÜV-Plakette und der Schrift "Zustand entspricht Alter und Laufleistung.

Heute Abend bin ich auf ner Party. Ich hab schonmal mein T-Shirt rausgelegt

You’ve heard of serverless cloud architecture :meowtired: :blobcatsleep:

Now, get ready for… 🥁🥁🥁

:blobcheerL: Cloudless server architecture :blobcheerR:

We’re offering features you thought you could only dream of:

  • Hardened database security: Databases don’t have to be exposed to the network thanks to the wonders of On-System Databases™ and Unix Sockets™, hardening security tenfold!
  • Latency-free database connections: As if that wasn’t good enough, On-System Databases™ allow you to dramatically reduce latency by bypassing the need for pesky network connections!
  • On-Demand Web Worker Process Spawning™ using the Common Gateway Interface™
  • Bare-Metal Access™ to On-Server Storage™ for unparalleled Read™ and Write™ speeds
  • Predictable costs: No more surprise bills. Pay only for what you specify! Our patent-pending Hardware Limitations™ automatically throttles your cloudless server if you reach capacity
  • Documentation: tired of trying to navigate through the jungle of outdated and incorrect Azure or AWS documentation? Don’t fret! Operating systems are documented by the most dedicated gangs of nerds you can find on freenode!
children's book from the Martine series: "Martine Êcrit en UTF-8"

Martine Êcrit en UTF-8

ENDLICH hat sich jemand mal ernsthaft dieses wichtigen themas angenommen:
https://www.heise.de/news/Mit-Stroemungsmechanik-zum-perfekten-Fruehstuecksei-10272687.html
(und das bekannte IT-Magazin weiss um die wahren Sorgen der Leserschaft und berichtet darĂźber)

If you're curious, mirrors.kernel.org transfers about 1PiB of data weekly. At Equinix Metal's list price of $0.05 per GB, it would cost us roughly $200,000 a month to operate these systems once the credits go away.

So, yeah, definitely looking for a new home for them.

I consider to stop reading the news.

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