This action will delete this post on this instance and on all federated instances, and it cannot be undone. Are you certain you want to delete this post?
HER: NNNNNNNN
ME: [gently rolling her onto her side]
HER: ZZZZZZZZ
The plural of regex is regrets.
Schönen Montag mit diesem aktuellen Comic!
Mehr von Elon, Jeff und der Mona Lisa gibt es morgen. #kaengurucomics
Fascinating
RT @weirdlilguys@twitter.com
it's a catleidoscope
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1593981169699377159
Every time someone announces a new exciting networking product or service, I think, "Cool. I wish I understood what it is for."
Or to rephrase a proverb, just because you have imposter syndrome doesn't mean they aren't actually smarter than you.
SHITPOSTING
is an anagram of
TOP INSIGHTS
The reason the fascist former President of Brazil has not been seen in public since losing the election is because he has a skin infection that prevents him from wearing pants.
I have completely lost my ability to distinguish jokes from reality at this point.
actually it's only a toot if it comes from the mastodon region of france. otherwise it's just a sparkling publish
The #fediverse is supposed to be decentralized. But the fact that the network has a decentralized architecture does not mean that it is perfectly decentralized in practice. We survey here the #DNS authoritative servers for the domains used by the fediverse instances. Unfortunately, yes, they are too concentrated.