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Timeline of a new Mastodon user:
Day 1: this sucks servers are confusing and why is my feed empty
Day 2: why is there no quote tweet this is dumb
Day 3: mastodon better make some changes if it wants to compete with tw_tter
Day 7: hm, people are really nice here
Day 10: loving the no ads and real conversations
Day 15: THE WORKERS MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND EXECUTE CAPITALISTS :ablobcatrave:

Please don't use ‘beefstew’ as password.
It isn’t stroganoff


HER: NNNNNNNN
ME: [gently rolling her onto her side]
HER: ZZZZZZZZ

The plural of regex is regrets.


Schönen Montag mit diesem aktuellen Comic!
Mehr von Elon, Jeff und der Mona Lisa gibt es morgen. #kaengurucomics

Fascinating
RT @weirdlilguys@twitter.com
it's a catleidoscope
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1593981169699377159

Every time someone announces a new exciting networking product or service, I think, "Cool. I wish I understood what it is for."
Or to rephrase a proverb, just because you have imposter syndrome doesn't mean they aren't actually smarter than you.

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The reason the fascist former President of Brazil has not been seen in public since losing the election is because he has a skin infection that prevents him from wearing pants.
I have completely lost my ability to distinguish jokes from reality at this point.