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No one is getting fired over this, right?
Correct. HR systems are down too.

Millions of linux users around the world had their productivity crippled by #cloudstrike as they all rushed to read the news, post hot takes & dad jokes to their Mastodon feed.

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My doctor says I need to start making healthier choices.
Which whiskey has the most antioxidants and vitamins?

OH: They are not lazy, they are just microdosing their productivity.

This cracks me up every time I hear it...



How not to Parkleitsystem
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"Wir haben in einem Jahr 30 Prozent mehr Leistung mit Erneuerbaren installiert, als in 70 Jahren mit Atomkraft. (...) Wenn wir bis 2030 unseren CO₂-Ausstoß um 40 Prozent verringern möchten, dann ist Atomkraft nicht nützlich“.
https://www.fr.de/wirtschaft/spricht-bei-klimakonferenz-klartext-atomkraft-ist-ein-witz-chef-der-erneuerbaren-agentur-zr-92902688.html